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Would someone kindly like to explain how a box of disguised trick sweets from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes wound up in the innocent hands of my poor fiancee? You gave the poor thing a ten-minute nosebleed, whoever you are, and neither of us is taking this very well -- especially since you decided to do so on Valentine's Day.
Honestly. If you're going to play a practical joke on someone, first off: don't do so to my fiancee. Secondly: don't do so to my fiancee. And lastly: go somewhere more high-end than Weasley's Wizard Wheezes.